FOR ESTABLISHED COACHES, CONSULTANTS, EDUCATORS, AND EXPERT BUSINESSES
Stop Managing Acquisition Vendors. Put The Whole Path Under One Department.
FunnelSlayer builds and runs your entire acquisition system, from ads to qualified sales calls.
Trusted by high-level operators including Dillon Kivo and Jason Wojo...
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One accountable team. Client-owned assets. A 90-day plan built on what the data says.
This Is For A Business Ready To Be Scaled
This is for established coaches, consultants, educators, and expert businesses who meet the bar:
Offer priced at $3,000+, 10+ recent clients as proof
$15,000+/month already, with usable proof
$5,000+/month for ads, ~$25–30K 90-day runway
Your own sales team for 15 calls/week. you close and deliver
Not there yet - first version of the offer, no proof, or ad spend would strain payroll? Then this isn't your season, and we'll say so. Selectivity is part of the system. Weak inputs don't become strong economics because an agency launched ads.
Sales stop being exhausting.
The Real Reason High-Ticket Acquisition Stalls
It's rarely bad ads.
It's rarely the funnel type.
It's rarely the closer.
The real problem is the gaps between vendors/teams, each optimizing the piece they sell, while the leaks live in the handoffs nobody is paid to watch. Our department closes the loop:
One team sees the complete path.
One team owns the next decision.
Every week ends with a call: keep, kill, fix, or scale.
When one department owns the loop, the leak has nowhere to hide.
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Stop Managing The Gaps Between Vendors
Most acquisition agencies sell a predetermined stack: ads, a landing page, a CRM template, a few automated messages. Then the campaign launches, the leads disappoint, and the blame starts moving.
The media buyer says the funnel is the problem.
The funnel builder says the leads are weak.
The automation specialist says the closer followed up too slowly.
The closer says the calls were never qualified.
Every vendor can explain the leak. Nobody owns it. FunnelSlayer replaces the chain of handoffs with one department responsible for the complete path, from first market insight to closed revenue.
More Leads Are Not The Goal
Cheap leads inflate dashboards.
Unqualified calls burn closers.
Vanity metrics hide the leak.
Cheap leads can make an ad account look healthy while the calendar fills with people who cannot buy, will not show, or barely understand the offer. That is why FunnelSlayer does not stop reporting at cost per lead.
Before traffic, we agree on what "qualified" means for your business, real need, intent to act, budget, decision authority, honest information.
After the form, we track what actually happens, applications, bookings, shows, closes, collected revenue, refunds.
Because the conversion is not the form. The conversion is a sales conversation worth having.
Ad metrics show what happened before the call. Call recordings and CRM outcomes show whether it mattered. Your department reads both. and decides from there.
Why This Works Again and Again
We've built acquisition for experts of every kind: coaches, consultants, educators, agencies, and high-ticket service businesses. The truth is simple:
Weak positioning makes traffic more expensive, not more effective.
Sales-call objections are next month's creative brief.
A path only improves when one team sees all of it.
We research.
We build.
We improve.
You scale.
Frequently Asked Questions
Do you guarantee sales, revenue, or a number of appointments?
controls acquisition execution — not your market truth, closing, fulfillment, collections, or refunds. We commit to the work, measurement, and operating cadence we can control.
How quickly can we launch?
The target is within 21 days after all required assets, approvals, accounts, and access are received. If FunnelSlayer causes a delay, the service-credit terms in the agreement apply.
Will you force our business into one funnel?
No. The department may test a direct application, webinar, low-ticket entry, or another path when the research and economics support it.
Who owns the assets?
Your business owns its ad accounts, domains, CRM, data, pixels, automations, funnels, and final client-specific creative. FunnelSlayer retains its reusable internal methods and tools.
How involved do we need to be?
You provide proof, truthful claims, footage, access, and approvals within two business days. You also handle sales calls, follow-up, fulfillment, and accurate revenue reporting. FunnelSlayer handles the acquisition work around those inputs.
Why is there an application?
This work requires a validated offer, proof, budget, capacity, and transparent data. The application protects your cash and our delivery capacity before a sales call ever happens.
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